Vladimir Zelensky. (№ 355929)

- Bob, hi!
Hello, darling!
- What are you doing?
- Collect your things, you go from me forever.
- In terms of? What happened?
- You don't know? The trouble came from not waiting!
- What trouble?
Did you not hear the speech of the guarantor? Like this? On TV! We also Tomos given!
- What?
- Well, everything. It turns out, all the marriages, dear, signed earlier in the churches of the Moscow Patriarchate... be void. So we're strangers.
Wait, Vova, and then the Church? We God married!
- Stop it! The hand of Moscow married us. The hand of Moscow, of course...
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- You, among other things, he swore that he will be with me until death!
- Love you, but sin will not have!
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- Vova, you are all in my mind? Well, the Church had disappeared, well the registry office on the spot!
Ha! You're a funny woman, a complete stranger! You look at your passport, stamp look! The Registrar number three, I remember, Lenin street, Moscow region. Decommunization! No neighborhood, no street, no ZAGS - we're strangers, lady!