Author of quotes: Vladimir Zelensky

As for lending, Ukraine, to be honest between you and me, resembles an actress from German films for adults. That is, it is ready to accept in any quantity from any side. If you don't mind.

So, what is Ukraine and why is it profitable to throw your money into it today? Sorry, invest. You know, we have a completely new level of economy. We have reached this level, this level is called begging. It's very simple, we beg for the economic surplus of the market economies of neighboring countries. The scheme is awesome, tested by gypsies.

Arseniy Yatsenyuk is a super professional, a great organizer, the best crisis manager in Ukraine. It's true: he was able to organize two crises in the shortest possible time.

I became the President of Ukraine at a very difficult time, and for two years now I have managed to keep this time difficult!

I absolutely independent person. Let it no offense to anyone that is not born yet who will actually manage me. I manage only two young teenagers, completely is my children. It is an absolute house is the office and all.

The state that creates the conditions for the operation of the business, not its competitor.

I never go to visit when I'm not called. Never. Don't want to feel flawed. Don't want to feel second-class.

Finally the Tatars cool with us. That's before we all rowed, sometimes even fought. Now what is the point of trouble, especially fighting when every calorie counts?

And why should I quit Smoking? Why? So went to the gas station, lit a cigarette... and BAM!!!

- Well, why are we sitting here for? Have you forgotten what a holiday today?
- What are you, my love, today my wife is the eighth of March...
And...
And I say...
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- It is clear. That is, the gift is useless to wait! In vain I hinted that my spirits ended? Why?
- Nothing lasts forever!
Yes... And could! At least some trifle! At least symbolically!
- Honey, the cat, wait for night. You shall have your trinket... and symbolically!

Today the most important quality is integrity. Over the years it has become almost impossible to recognize from the first time that the person represents. All learned a great disguise, and you have blurry eyes and nose.

I know when you politicians would take something, he is never truly free.

Ukraine - German actress of adult films: she's ready to take any number from either side.

- Bob, hi!
Hello, darling!
- What are you doing?
- Collect your things, you go from me forever.
- In terms of? What happened?
- You don't know? The trouble came from not waiting!
- What trouble?
Did you not hear the speech of the guarantor? Like this? On TV! We also Tomos given!
- What?
- Well, everything. It turns out, all the marriages, dear, signed earlier in the churches of the Moscow Patriarchate... be void. So we're strangers.
Wait, Vova, and then the Church? We God married!
- Stop it! The hand of Moscow married us. The hand of Moscow, of course...
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- You, among other things, he swore that he will be with me until death!
- Love you, but sin will not have!
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- Vova, you are all in my mind? Well, the Church had disappeared, well the registry office on the spot!
Ha! You're a funny woman, a complete stranger! You look at your passport, stamp look! The Registrar number three, I remember, Lenin street, Moscow region. Decommunization! No neighborhood, no street, no ZAGS - we're strangers, lady!