March 8 [Theme]



*On this Holiday, don’t beat them, don’t beat them up, don’t do anything so ordinary, but let her Wife and Mother and Grandmother and Niece or some other small Pigalitsa get up early in the morning, bake pies, bake pancakes of this and that, pile everything clean, wash the floors, sweep the benches, scrub the water from the well he brings underwear or outerwear from the well, he will wash and wash someone’s rugs or rugs, let him beat everything out well, otherwise I know you are dusty in the hut, even hold your nose. Let him chop the firewood, light the bathhouse, and wash himself properly. The table will be set with a rich pile of pancakes, any snack you can have from the New Year, whatever you haven’t eaten, bring everything to the table.
№ 458971   Added Viker 07-12-2023 / 11:20
Be happy!
Quote Explanation: From Robert Burns
№ 414451   Added MegaMozg 05-03-2021 / 10:12
And all that jazz! ..
Quote Explanation: From Robert Burns
№ 414446   Added Viker 05-03-2021 / 10:04
- Sasha, why are you troubled?
- Petrovich, you instead sit talking would help me!
- Yes, I am forty years of marriage, Sanya! On this day above all do no harm.
№ 370393   Added MegaMozg 22-05-2019 / 02:03
Let men not really with the cooking, cleaning, Laundry, especially with a Christmas tree,
But mothers and grandmothers, sisters and aunts,
Thank you for everything live.
Ready for anything for you by night and by day,
Even though we sometimes behaving badly.
Quote Explanation: Congratulations on 8 March.
№ 370392   Added MegaMozg 22-05-2019 / 02:02
- Well, why are we sitting here for? Have you forgotten what a holiday today?
- What are you, my love, today my wife is the eighth of March...
And...
And I say...
<...>
- It is clear. That is, the gift is useless to wait! In vain I hinted that my spirits ended? Why?
- Nothing lasts forever!
Yes... And could! At least some trifle! At least symbolically!
- Honey, the cat, wait for night. You shall have your trinket... and symbolically!
№ 363639   Added MegaMozg 09-03-2019 / 08:25
We honestly must:
More life girls we need!
Well, who will tell us that spring comes?
Well, who the rest of us will be deprived of sleep?
Who shall Wake the love?
Who will make believe in dreams again?
Who will kiss us even used sometimes?
Who is with us life will be divided once and for all?
№ 363269   Added MegaMozg 04-03-2019 / 23:03
- What, you think I can't give flowers?
- It is possible! You can. Just for this you need some the thing? Birthday, or there is a... the Eighth of March.
№ 329142   Added MegaMozg 16-06-2018 / 22:19
From the 8th of March congratulations
Happiness, Holiness, desire.
And I wish that rather
Holiday to you was this.
Day and night to
Soul and body purity.
The home hearth you bless
You take care of your family.
№ 245297   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 19:15
A real gift for March 8 - a woman with a good heart.
№ 226691   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 14:49
March 8 - my own disaster.
With every Christmas card in colors and bows to pluck a tuft of hair from the grief that I was not born a man.
№ 221815   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 11:34
Gifts for 23rd Feb is investing in gifts on March 8.
№ 167205   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 12:09
Happy 8th March, women! With the 9th, guys!
№ 121368   Added MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 11:14
March 8 in the morning woke up from noise in the corridor and shout of the father: "Go to bed quickly! I got coffee in bed will bring!"
№ 97819   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 01:29
I don't know what to give to his girlfriend on March 8.
When it March 8?
№ 72713   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 08:02