Author of quotes: Alexander Berezhok

- Man, you tell me, really, is any of this on the small list necessary?
- So, the heater is in breast milk... don't. Garbage diapers. It is not necessary. A humidifier, a thermometer for air, a thermometer for water, a fitball, velobag, bought a pack of diapers... It's all optional, but a playpen is a useful thing. I keep winter tires.
- Why are you not on the balcony?
- But I have a lot: the fitball, velobag, powder...

- Look, mom! We are here giving what bought? In order for her to relax, right?
- Well, of course!
- So next winter you with her [daughter] not in Egypt, but here [to the country] will go.
- What is it?
- Like what? Relax! Is there not some measly five stars - there's a whole sky! All inclusive: in the basement there's a twist there. Here moonshine did, as vile and nasty, as in Egypt. Excursions. The neighbor you can see the pyramid of dung; the neighbor can look at the Sphinx from the trash...

- Sasha, why are you troubled?
- Petrovich, you instead sit talking would help me!
- Yes, I am forty years of marriage, Sanya! On this day above all do no harm.

- Dad, I'm here to understand don't: why the Germans are all good, and we don't have?
Well... Because we won and know that we are good. And the Germans need it to prove every day.

- Yana, what is pilling?
Is the same as scrubbing.
- What is scrubbing?
- Same as pilling.
- Ian, will you come home - I'll pogopin suit!

- Why do I have to dig the potatoes?
- And how are you this potato eaten fried, eh?.. And its also necessary to put, it is necessary to populate, she needed to ease off from the parasites, to dig, and only then...
- Mom, it is replaced with one succinct word - m-a-g-a-z-I-n!

- Whom the funeral service will be?
Hey, how did you know what we have here is [my grandmother died]?
- So we have the same with the ambulance and police a single database.
- And how you used them here?
- So the machine I have will be better. "Porsche Cayenne GTS".

Sash, Hey, you scratched pans?
- Jeka, I was three times married. I doubled the pans were scratched.
- You mean, the wife may from pans to file for a divorce?
- Well, if you're out of the coma will be released in may.
- You were in a coma?
- I'm telling you: I doubled the pans were scratched. I have twice been in a coma.