Character: Ludmila Prokofievna Kalugina "Hag"

I must disappoint you, I have a different point of view than you.

- So far, everything is in order.

- A tremendous value now becoming eyebrow. You'll excuse me, Ludmila prokofievna, since we have this conversation. For example, your eyebrows.
What about my eyebrows?
- Because it's indecent!

- And you give him back!
- I will hit him back. But in another way.

- Oh, you look wonderful today!
- So I always look!

- All gone, and you, like a fool, left.
- I remain, as you rightly noticed, like a fool.. because you criticized my report, and rightly criticized.
- Your modesty, your humility...
My modesty is nothing compared to your infinite wisdom.

- Do not pay attention. He talked such drivel.
- No, why? It is always interesting to find out what your subordinates think about you.

- The verses are good, but have you read them badly.
- You know better...
- Another would be.
- However, my friends say that I am well read.
They flatter you. It's awful.

I do not drink, comrade Novoseltsev.
- Correctly. I also don't drink.
- Then why have you brought it?
- To drink. But that was my mistake.
And not the only one.

- Guess why I'm late?
- The district Committee, or something, was it?
- Slept.
- Oh!
First time in my life overslept!

Oh, how I want... my God, how do not want... But need to go to lead!

It's an interesting reproduction of the "Mona Lisa".
- What are you, Ludmila prokofievna. This is not a reproduction, it's our computer, Barowski programmed.

- Vera, I sometimes abrupt and rude...
- Yes, it is a fact.
Is the fact something to hide. I have a terrible character.
- Yes, disgusting!

- What a shame! Made incorrectly.
- What you say!
- There is not the reason of your leaving.
- Where not specified why? I let her...
- Any review will find that I let go of a valuable employee for no apparent reason.