Character: Yuri Samokhvalov

- Oh, you look wonderful today!
- So I always look!

- Do not pay attention. He talked such drivel.
- No, why? It is always interesting to find out what your subordinates think about you.

- What did you talk about?
- What about... what about the mushrooms.
- About mushrooms?! And why mushrooms?
- Well, what to talk to her about? Not about snakes, though?

New Manager starts with the renovation of their own office.

- What time makes to us? Do you remember how she was?
Yes... Well, I think, because we're not getting any younger either, right?
Yes... But women have it more noticeable.

- No, seriously, I don't know what to talk to her.
- Something like that... intelligent. She is a smart woman.
- Intellectual? Intelligent, it can be... Just hardly understand.

- Look, do not miss a moment, take the bull by the horns. You have to come out of her head of Department.
What are you talking about? I am the zero, the empty space. However, like all the rest.

Allow me to present to you souvernir from Switzerland. Here in this pen eight colors. It is very suitable for resolutions: black - "refuse", red - in accounts "to pay", green is the colour of hope, blue - "comrade so-and-so to consider."

But this is very personal...
- Well, I don't have anything that I must hide from the team!

- Vera, you know. Please explain to me what is happening with Ludmila Prokofievna.
- She has an affair with Novoseltsev. Don't you know? All know.
- Office romance...

- When I see her, my legs sprawl.
- Don't stand, you sit down!

I look at you, Vera, and thinking: if I Polygalaceae, I would... wow!!!

Irony is a mask for the vulnerable.

- I think you're talking about.
- And besides you anyone else thinks?
- The whole team.
- Information is very good!