Arkady Isaakovich Raikin. (№ 361324)

Interesting, what's the date today? My birthday! Forgot... Nobody let me remind you: neither wife nor children. Children, wife... Where are they? Where are the children? Where's the wife? Where's who? Even if the card someone has sent! Telegramme would be: "Dear daddy! Congratulations on your birthday!" Hell, you send! Children, is called... Why I have so many of them did in their time? Terribly to say: eight children. Or even nine. No scoundrel will not send! That neighborhood only two. Neighbors every holiday cakes to eat, and I could not care who is in the birthday gift sent. Is there such a law that the children of fathers forgot? No such law!