Author of quotes: Arkady Isaakovich Raikin

... crushed a pint in unsanitary conditions...

Your middle name I can't remember the name... forgot your name you forgot.

People work together, mountains turn!

- I have a new year, a new staff ACE. Here is - and you invent!
- Yes that you, the innocent Tikhonovich! Yes, you are not addressed. I this case the people. I wish you the cat's forward, he's an innovator, inventor. Or Bulakova, he is also keen on this case. Create conditions so they are happy!
- ... Concepts you don't know what shots to place. According to you, sensible man - you move. But as you begin in this sensible man poking around and stumble.

Interesting, what's the date today? My birthday! Forgot... Nobody let me remind you: neither wife nor children. Children, wife... Where are they? Where are the children? Where's the wife? Where's who? Even if the card someone has sent! Telegramme would be: "Dear daddy! Congratulations on your birthday!" Hell, you send! Children, is called... Why I have so many of them did in their time? Terribly to say: eight children. Or even nine. No scoundrel will not send! That neighborhood only two. Neighbors every holiday cakes to eat, and I could not care who is in the birthday gift sent. Is there such a law that the children of fathers forgot? No such law!

Raikin, there is something of Charlie Chaplin: the amazing ability to vividly and clearly Express emotions, the ability to create images that need no explanation.

One of the biggest merits of Raikin is that it represents the opposite of hideous, "funny ad nauseam" the comedians, which we have in such abundance import from the United States.

Long memory does not always make sense to advertise, because often there are willing to shorten.

Difficulties, troubles, persecutions - they do not form personality. They only find certify existing, but hidden until then traits. Man creates happiness. And if he rose not as we all would like, then, most likely, because happiness wasn't enough for him.

Conflict-free literature - the invention of idiots and scoundrels.

Life certainly pulls us when we treat ourselves with excessive severity, that is, when we focus too much on their achievements, and thus lose a sense of reality. Excessive seriousness - especially in relation to himself - the same carelessness.

Reach if you're to aspire to, or reach, will you be happy or not be, the world generally speaking, your fate is completely indifferent, he is ready to do without you. Who is offended, that doesn't help.

On me shiny in some areas, the suit...

Culture in person, and if it's not there, no tickets to the Bolshoi theater or pompous talk of its not buy.