Malavit (The Family) (№ 362149)

In the following chapters, I will show myself to be one of the disgusting bastards who walked ever on the earth. I won't spare myself, I'll tell the story without trying to make myself look good. But this Chapter, I will do the opposite and show you that if you take a closer look, I'm a good guy. I'll prove it to you by ten points, just like in the show with David Letterman. So, let's begin.
Number 10: I'm always ahead, always.
Number 9: I never looked for a scapegoat.
Number 8: If you give me a job, I'll always see it to the end.
Number 7: I never show disrespect to the people who are afraid of me.
Number 6: I never betrayed the man who gave me my first gun.
Number 5: I never meant anyone any harm.
Number 4: I lived outside the law, but only outside of the law did not judge me.
Number 3: anybody who doesn't contradict me can expect nothing but good things from me.
Number 2: In my neighborhood, when I was running it, there was never a single robbery on the street. People live peacefully and sleep.
Number 1: the top ten reasons why I'm a good guy, I don't hurt for no reason, because all my sadistic urges are satisfied when I cause pain for a good reason.