Eliezer Yudkowsky. Harry Potter and the methods of rationality (№ 390249)

Suddenly Neville opened his mouth and stepped back.
- I remember that voice! You're one of the Lords of Chaos! You gave me candy!
What? What?
Harry Potter stood up abruptly and turned toward the door:
- I? Never! Do I look like a villain that will give the child a piece of candy?