George Carlin. (№ 404300)

You know who I pray to? Joe Pesci! Joe Pesci. There are two reasons for that: first, I think he's a good actor, okay? For me, it rolls! Second, he looks like a man who
words to the wind does not throw! Joe Pesci doesn't kick f*k! Doesn't kick. Joe Pesci was able to do a couple of things that God couldn't do. For years, I've been asking God to do something with my noisy neighbor and his barking dog... Joe Pesci calmed this f***k the first time. Amazing what you can achieve with a regular baseball bat!