Author unknown (№ 407228)

Sitting Neptune, that is, Poseidon.
10 bottles of vodka stroking hands.
Serious. Thinking with whom to roll?
A French ship is sailing. Oh, people drinking, mine.
He sank the ship, and one under his arm.
He says: I have 10 bottles of burning mixture.
How much will you drink?
Well, 5, and with a good snack from the seabed, they say, lobster and stuff, then 7.
I have 10 daughters. How much will you master?
Well, 5, and under Viagra 7. Although Viagra does not fit with alcohol. Under the sildenafil I will insert the eighth.
No, you don't suit me, drowned.
A month passes. There is a ship under the American flag. Thinks, ***, 50 five-pointed white stars. Steeply. I don't have one. A star is not a pi? It's only cold.
Oh, cowboys! Drowned, one under the arm.
How much will you drink? Well, 7, and with a good fish your snack from the sea day, then 9.
I have 10 daughters. How much will you master? Well, 7, under Viagra 9.
No, I can't, that one of my daughters remained not satisfied, you do not suit me, drowned.
Again, a month passes. A Georgian vessel is on the horizon. Drowned, saved one.
How much will you drink? I have 10 bottles of vodka.
11 no questions asked.
So I only have ten. And I always have one with me.
Oh, I'm starting to like you.
Listen, I have 10 daughters. How much will you cover?
11 no questions asked.
So I only have ten daughters.
And I'm starting to like you.