Ghost of a Tale (№ 415105)

Once the imperial frigate was going from Skarn to Baringof,
And there was Arianna, the queen of the badgers.
Then a strong wind rose, suddenly a thunderstorm broke out,
The ship's mast was torn off and the sails were torn.
And the frigate would crash in unexplored places,
But on the ship was a clever rat about two tails.
On the remaining mast he is for business, not beauty -
Instead of a sail, I wearing royal shorts! 0-ho-ho! Royal briefs!
He saved Arianna and comforted her at night.
Maybe he's not a badger, but he's a man for sure.
Oh and ah! The Queen sighs all about his tails!