Nikolai Nosov. Dunno on the moon (№ 423585)

The police commissioner said that these are all subterfuges, since it is not so difficult to distinguish a police officer from a bandit. In response to this, the gunman said that the current policeman cannot be distinguished from the bandit, since the police often act in concert with the bandits, while the bandits change into police uniforms to make it easier to rob. As a result, the honest little man is already completely indifferent to who is in front of him: a bandit or a policeman.