Author of quotes: Nikolai Nosov



The police commissioner said that these are all subterfuges, since it is not so difficult to distinguish a police officer from a bandit. In response to this, the gunman said that the current policeman cannot be distinguished from the bandit, since the police often act in concert with the bandits, while the bandits change into police uniforms to make it easier to rob. As a result, the honest little man is already completely indifferent to who is in front of him: a bandit or a policeman.
№ 423585   Added MegaMozg 17-07-2021 / 16:54
Is friendship really harmful? Friendship is never harmful.
№ 407535   Added MegaMozg 27-11-2020 / 03:27
Everyone likes to laugh at someone, but no one likes to laugh at them.
№ 407534   Added MegaMozg 27-11-2020 / 03:24
I have no luck in life. No matter what I do, I will definitely fail.
№ 407533   Added MegaMozg 27-11-2020 / 03:21
Bear is such a person - he definitely needs to benefit from everything. When he has extra money, he goes to the store and buys some useful book.
№ 407532   Added MegaMozg 27-11-2020 / 03:18
After all, it is not so important who you will be: it is important to work, to benefit people, and not to smoke, as they say, the sky is useless.
№ 407531   Added MegaMozg 27-11-2020 / 03:15
This man was acting very strange. He never read anything: neither newspapers, nor magazines, nor books, did not go to the cinema, nor to the theater, nor to museums, nor to Katya's galleries.
№ 407529   Added MegaMozg 27-11-2020 / 03:09
Each child has a talent for something of his own, and for sewing clothes, you also need to have a talent: if everyone starts to sew clothes, then it will come out such that it will be ashamed to appear on the street.
№ 407527   Added MegaMozg 26-11-2020 / 18:03
The Apple tree sat Swifty, Rastirani and a Bag full of Niboshi. Next to the pear worked Ghusl, silent and Dragonfly. Baby carefully rolled in all directions apples. Dunno ran among the working and enthusiastically commanded:
Five souls there, five souls here! Grab the Apple, roll it! Siege ago, that you were busted - here now will drop the pear! And you there, above, warn! Resides, and that I will not be responsible!
All this was done without noise, but dunno, it seemed that if he stops making noise, then all work will stop.
№ 389548   Added MegaMozg 28-03-2020 / 16:24
And why is it always so: it is necessary to invent any nonsense and you all will believe and try to tell me though the the truth - so you nakladac on the neck, and be done with it!
№ 330598   Added MegaMozg 27-06-2018 / 06:06
All only talk: "Elephant, elephant!" And what is there to see? One head Yes, ears!
№ 302970   Added MegaMozg 05-10-2017 / 19:48
The content was too senseless to give some food for thought. Looking from day to day, as heroes all these pictures ran, jumped, fell, tumbled and firing pistols, you can only Gaga, but in any case not to tumble.
Quote Explanation: Dunno on that stupid island.
№ 288512   Added MegaMozg 01-06-2017 / 08:55
If you want to, and on the bare Board will fall asleep, and do not want, and a soft feather-bed you will not sleep lying.
№ 288269   Added MegaMozg 29-05-2017 / 14:59
Together, the capitalists agree among themselves what wages to pay workers. Due to this arrangement no one was paying workers more than the amount that the capitalists have established together and working, no matter how much they fought. could not improve living conditions. Also set prices for manufactured products such as sugar, bread, cheese, fabric, coal. Nobody had the right to sell the goods cheaper than the stated price, so that prices constantly kept at a high level, which again was very profitable for the manufacturers.
№ 288168   Added MegaMozg 28-05-2017 / 09:59
Of course, the poor have no money, that is, they have a lot of money. If they are, then any pittance. But the poor that in fact a lot! If every poor person enough money at least a small amount but will bring us, we will gather decent capital and we will be able panagitsa.
№ 288166   Added MegaMozg 28-05-2017 / 09:59