Author of quotes: Nikolai Nosov. Page 1

Shares - these papers like banknotes. You can print them in the printing. Every share we sell, say, vertigo. The money will spend to build a flying machine, and when the seeds are delivered, each owner will receive their share of seeds. Of course, there are more shares, and the seeds will receive more.

Swifty was hungry, swallowed the iron is cold.

Iodine has a very high educational value.

- What have you rhymes gonna be on me every wrong to write? - boiled orange and small.
"Of course," said dunno. - Why am I writing the truth? The truth and to write nothing, and so it is.

There were "Business savvy", "Newspaper for the plump", and "Paper thin" and "smart Newspaper" and "Newspaper for fools". Yes, Yes! Don't be surprised: it "for fools". Some readers may think that it would be unwise to call the newspaper in a similar way as who would buy a newspaper with the same name. After all, nobody wants to be considered a fool. However, residents on such trifles do not pay attention. Everyone who bought a "Newspaper for fools", said that he buys it not because he considers himself a fool, but because he wondered what fools write. Incidentally, this newspaper was very reasonable. Everything in it even fools can understand. As a result, "Newspaper for fools" were sold in large quantities...

Dunno asked why lunar astronomers or ludology still not built an aircraft capable of reaching the outer shell of the moon. Omega said that the construction of such a device would cost is too expensive, while lunar scientists have no money. Money available only the rich, but no rich man would not agree to spend money on a case that does not promise big profits.
Moon rich are not interested in the stars, said alpha. Rich like pigs, don't like to lift up head to look up. They are interested in money alone!

Can you imagine what can happen when our planet will be these giant plants? Nutritious foods will become very much. Everything will be cheap. Poverty will disappear! Who would want to work for us? What will become of the capitalists? For instance, you are now rich. You can satisfy all their whims. Can hire a chauffeur to drive you can hire servants to do all your orders: cleaned your room, took care of your dog, thrashing rugs, pulled on you chaps, but you never know! And who needs to do it all? Have to do it all for you poor people who need earnings. And what a poor man will go to you in the service if he doesn't need anything?.. You do have to do everything themselves. Why, then, you all your wealth?.. If such a time will come when all will be well, the rich will become bad. Keep this in mind.

The best way out is to start selling salt is even cheaper. The owners of small factories will be forced to sell salt at too low a price, their Zavodsky will begin to operate at a loss and will have to close them. And then we again increase the price of salt, and no one will prevent us to amass capital.

Such are the manners of the lunarians! Lunar Shorty never will eat candy, cookies, bread, sausage or the ice cream factory, which does not print newspaper ads, and not going to be treated to the doctor who came up with some puzzling advertising to attract patients. Usually lunatic buys only those things about which I read in the newspaper, if he sees somewhere on the wall cleverly composed the ad, you can even buy the thing that he doesn't need at all.

We don't want to say that, when buying shares, Shorty nothing to acquire, since buying shares, they receive the hope of improving their welfare. And hope, as we know, too, ought to be worth something. Nothing, as they say, and the sore will not sit down. All you have to pay money, and paying, and you can dream.

- What do the rich have so much money? - surprised dunno. - Did the rich man maybe a few million to spend?
- "Eat away"! sneered the Goat. If they just ate! The rich man will fill the belly and then begins to satisfy his vanity.
Is what is vanity? - did not understand dunno.
- Well, it's when other people want dust in the nose to let.

- I then plant arrived and began to earn decently. Even on a rainy day the money began to defer, just in case, so if suddenly become again unemployed. But it is difficult, of course, was to resist, so as not to spend money. And then still have to say that I need to buy a car. I say: why should I car? I can go on foot. And I say: walk of shame to walk. Walk only the poor go. Besides, the car can be bought in installments. Make a small monetary contribution, will get the car, and then going every month to slowly pay until all the money is not paid. Well, I did. Let, think, all think I'm a rich man. Paid the first installment, got the car. Sat down, went, yeah right there and fell into the ka-a-Ah-ha-Nauvoo (excitement Goat even hint was). Avto-AXA-mobile broken, you know, broke a leg and four ribs.
Well, and the car you fixed then? asked dunno.
- What are you! While I was sick, I drove to work. And then it was time for the car payment to pay. And the money I don't have! Well, I say, give then auto-Aha-ha-mobile back. I say: go, take in Kaa-ha-hanove. Wanted to judge me for the fact that the car is ruined, Yes I saw that I still have nothing to get rid of him. So no car I got no money

- And who are these cops? - Herring said.
- The bandits! with irritation, said Spike. Honestly, bandits! Truly, the duty of police to protect the population from robbers, in reality, they only protect the rich. A rich-are the real robbers. Only they Rob us under the guise of laws that do come up. And what, tell the difference, according to the law to Rob me or not by law? I don't care!

In fact, when you want, about anything not thinking, so be sure only about and think.