Nikolai Nosov. Dunno on the moon (№ 77101)

- I then plant arrived and began to earn decently. Even on a rainy day the money began to defer, just in case, so if suddenly become again unemployed. But it is difficult, of course, was to resist, so as not to spend money. And then still have to say that I need to buy a car. I say: why should I car? I can go on foot. And I say: walk of shame to walk. Walk only the poor go. Besides, the car can be bought in installments. Make a small monetary contribution, will get the car, and then going every month to slowly pay until all the money is not paid. Well, I did. Let, think, all think I'm a rich man. Paid the first installment, got the car. Sat down, went, yeah right there and fell into the ka-a-Ah-ha-Nauvoo (excitement Goat even hint was). Avto-AXA-mobile broken, you know, broke a leg and four ribs.
Well, and the car you fixed then? asked dunno.
- What are you! While I was sick, I drove to work. And then it was time for the car payment to pay. And the money I don't have! Well, I say, give then auto-Aha-ha-mobile back. I say: go, take in Kaa-ha-hanove. Wanted to judge me for the fact that the car is ruined, Yes I saw that I still have nothing to get rid of him. So no car I got no money