Henry Lion Oldie. Puppet master (№ 48083)

Person deprived of sense of rhythm, can not explain why one dancer in the chorus destroys the entire stage composition. No matter how much I poke a girl with your finger, tapping quarters and eighths on the arm of the chair - nothing. To shrug their shoulders and send you to hell, not to interfere to admire.
Person deprived of a musical ear, will not explain why you were mangles, when the second violin takes a clean f instead of f sharp. Well, sharp. Pathetic half-tone. And in addition to the second violin in an orchestra full of other tools - the good, the right. And pleasant music. Tiram-pam-pam. Go away, nerd.
Person deprived of sense of humor, not explain what the salt of the anecdote. At least for the tenth time set out, accentuating every nuance and salt completely dissolved in the water exclusion, and the solution will lose even a hint of flavor. Similarly he will not be able to prove to you that to fart in the living room full of people - is the height of Comedy.
"And we like it!" - and ending the conversation.
Lord, for what punished?! - giving dignity, creates a heap of problems... Like that, huh? Really like?!