Charles Bukowski. Puking lady (№ 53712)

The phone would ring.
I picked up the phone.
- Hello?
- I LOVE YOU! she said.
"Thank you," I said.
There's nothing more you want to say?
- No.
- I hope you choked on shit! she said and hung up.
Love, I thought on the way to the bathroom, dries even faster than sperm.