Douglas Coupland. Hey, Nostradamus! (№ 68781)

- In our school there are strange rumors...
"What?"
- Well, you know... they Say that God smokes. And that's that! Turns out he's still drinking and trying drugs. This is the God invented them. Just because that's the thing: he that drunk to be sober - absolutely no difference. It seems that God hates all the music of the twentieth century. They say God loves a competition between "Pepsi-Cola" and "Coca-Cola". They say God has hippie hair. They say that God, too, stabs himself dead microbes, so they swam in his blood and protect you from various infection. They say that if God drove a car, I would go with the sports "Ford Ltd" seventy-third year of issue with a Burgundy convertible top, leather interior and a beveled rear side Windows.