Book: Hey, Nostradamus!



- Do you have wine?
- Red or white?
White.
I got a bottle from the fridge, poured a glass of Reg, he drank and blissfully grunted:
- A-a-a blessed vitamin VI.
№ 202788   Added MegaMozg 14-01-2017 / 09:24
Remember how to build in the head the plans for how not to go crazy with old age. "If you go to the movies at least twice a week: once alone, the second with a friend, you can spend two nights", "don't call very often married girlfriends, and not scare them with his despair." "don't agree to be the godmother for children too many of your friends, or turn into the old maid of the jokes, don't drink more than three glasses a day: you are too fond of alcohol, and sleep long."
№ 202787   Added MegaMozg 14-01-2017 / 09:24
I think a close relationship for a long time are established only between those who can finish sentences for each other. To hell with drama, hot sex and struggle of opposites! Give me someone you can always chew the fat.
№ 158669   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 17:04
Youth passes quickly, Cheryl, believe me. The rules are changing. And the first leaves that once seemed unshakable.
№ 134285   Added MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 14:16
A polite smile is like a green traffic signal at the intersection of: happy when it burns, but then forget about it, past.
№ 134284   Added MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 14:16
Sheryl Anway was a diligent student, good friend, good daughter. That's all. Talentless waste of 17 years of life.
№ 70963   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 23:26
The more a person struggling with parental instincts, the faster they manifest.
№ 70750   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 23:16
Oh, how I want spring! As I want to breathe the smell of fresh leaves! But on the other hand, autumn and winter slowly decompose the bodies...
№ 70749   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 23:16
Five of the most disgusting human traits - petty, molestation, dependency, rigidity and jealousy. Of them jealousy - the brightest and the worst... would Not be surprised if the jealousy you shoot me with steel teeth that is when you need my love and forgiveness. This feeling is able to lurk and wait.
№ 70748   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 23:16
I think each of us just one step away from having to go to the terrorists. We exchange sweet pleasantries, not believing any spoken word. Just look how many arms all around the have stored, how much to buy ammo, to see who was detained by the police. If drunk person and start a conversation about God - then you will understand exactly who you are dealing with. Don't ask people about the motives, just look at what they are capable of doing.
№ 70747   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 23:16
Kwakwa, Bonnie, Girard - your characters Shine with happiness, they are like lemon sherbet sugar maraschino cherries, they are almost saints. That's about what I was supposed to tell you at night, and do not require a list of committed sins during the day.
№ 70746   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 23:16
- In our school there are strange rumors...
"What?"
- Well, you know... they Say that God smokes. And that's that! Turns out he's still drinking and trying drugs. This is the God invented them. Just because that's the thing: he that drunk to be sober - absolutely no difference. It seems that God hates all the music of the twentieth century. They say God loves a competition between "Pepsi-Cola" and "Coca-Cola". They say God has hippie hair. They say that God, too, stabs himself dead microbes, so they swam in his blood and protect you from various infection. They say that if God drove a car, I would go with the sports "Ford Ltd" seventy-third year of issue with a Burgundy convertible top, leather interior and a beveled rear side Windows.
№ 68781   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 21:51
Hi! I'm in Dreamland here, and I have the best table.
№ 58112   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 13:27
The world is the world. Can't change it. Changed, only our attitude to what is happening.
№ 37935   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 15:57
Deja vu is a false feeling; it is like happiness: it disappears, is to recognize it.
№ 37933   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 15:56