Douglas Coupland. Hey, Nostradamus! (№ 202787)

Remember how to build in the head the plans for how not to go crazy with old age. "If you go to the movies at least twice a week: once alone, the second with a friend, you can spend two nights", "don't call very often married girlfriends, and not scare them with his despair." "don't agree to be the godmother for children too many of your friends, or turn into the old maid of the jokes, don't drink more than three glasses a day: you are too fond of alcohol, and sleep long."