The diary of Bridget Jones (Bridget Jones's Diary) (№ 73324)

Everyone knows that when you're over thirty, you're not so happy, fun and frivolous, which was at twenty-two and that the honest answer is likely to be like, "actually, last night my married lover who, as it turned out, wearing suspenders and a cute sweater with neck Angora wool, informed me that he is gay (or a sex maniac, drug addict, impotent moral) and beat me with a Dildo". The reaction: "Cool, thanks".