Movie: The diary of Bridget Jones (Bridget Jones's Diary)

Impressed with the ease of electronic communication, I was involved in flirting with him. I'll be hard to keep looking nice track guy, and the flirting will end tomorrow morning. Great plan!

My mother is a product of those times when love for gherkins was considered the height of sophistication.

- Bridget, you should know that the talented person in our company has prospects. It happens that the person for personal reasons I do not notice a professional.
Thank You, Daniel. It was nice to know, but I'd have to work ten feet away from you. I'd rather be hired to wipe the ass of Saddam Hussein.

- Daniel, what you just did is illegal in several countries.
- That's why I'm happy I live in the UK.

It is equally important to find a nice guy and not to mess with anyone. Namely: alcoholics, workaholics, those who are afraid of a serious relationship, or erotomania suffers from delusions of grandeur and moral freaks. And finally, it's important to dream about the person who has all these virtues.

- Why did you decide to work on TV?
- I'd like to communicate with children. They are our future.
- Do you have children?
- Thank God, no.

What little shoes.... What is the little black dress... And damn, what great panties!

Everyone knows that when you're over thirty, you're not so happy, fun and frivolous, which was at twenty-two and that the honest answer is likely to be like, "actually, last night my married lover who, as it turned out, wearing suspenders and a cute sweater with neck Angora wool, informed me that he is gay (or a sex maniac, drug addict, impotent moral) and beat me with a Dildo". The reaction: "Cool, thanks".

Hello, You listen to Bridget Jones - the goddess of love and sex. You've reached absolutely the wrong time... Oh, Hey mom...

Mr. Fitzherbert, as I suspect, a sex maniac who only knows how to examine my Breasts. And this is Perpetua, she's a bit older than me and so he imagines himself a boss, I want to drop her on the head with something heavy. Daily calls best friend Jude, head of Department of investment Bank Bridling and spends most of the day in the bathroom crying because of another idiot. Shats - journalist, "fucking" is her favorite word. How - pop star ' 80s, during his career he recorded only 1 disc, and then left, thinking that this will be enough to have sex for 90 years...

- Your friends?
- No, you! The first time they see...

Great, my suit out of the carpet!

You're not getting married dressed like a victim of Auschwitz!

- How do you know arsey Darcy?
- In the childhood we swam with him naked in the pool!
- Um, you were already a slut!
- How did you two meet?
- In the same way.