Character: Bridget Jones

But if it is so necessary for government, church, parents, customs, etc., to tax us at Christmas, why not simply make it a rule that everyone takes five hundred pounds, spends it as they please, and then gives the purchases away to friends and relatives , so that they would wrap them beautifully and present them in a solemn atmosphere - it would be much more correct than this annual torture, which is fraught with mental illness for all participants.

Why are there so many unmarried women in their thirties, Bridget?
- Well, I don't know... Probably, at this age, the skin begins to be covered with scales.

- How about drinking at my house? No stupidity, regular sex and all...
- No, I don't. I'll take a taxi. Thank you for the wonderful dinner.

Sometimes you have to fall to the bottom of the abuse of fatty food, then like a Phoenix, rise from hell excess calories and purified as beautiful as Michelle Pfeiffer.

- Do you want it?
- No, of course not. Absolutely not. But he is very smart.
- Yes?
- And beautiful.
And Horny infantile man of middle age.
- Each has its own drawbacks.

- I understand that in every person's life enough shit.
- That's for sure.
Last year I was pretty shit. So, from the point of view of mathematics, logic, shitty time I was going to end.

- It's not just the camping! And glamping!
- Add "glam" glamorous he won't! If you say Glam Adolf Hitler, that won't help you to forget about what he did.

You may not believe me, but I was like you when I started working here. The truth was a little chubbier and make-up less, and also wanted to leave his mark in history, but I don't want to be part of your rebranding. I don't have that hairstyle, I don't drink cocktails out of jars for jam and not post a photo of your Breakfast in Instagram. I guess, it became unfashionable to do something worthwhile, but I prefer to be old-fashioned and unemployed than stupid and empty in a meaningless show. And, perhaps, to the time when my son gets older, sincerity will again be in fashion.

Do you love him?
- I used to love it.
- And me?
- And love... one day.

Theoretically we fit together. But how does one know?
- You just have to believe, but at the same time ask yourself: "is it True I want to grow old with this guy?"

If anyone has any doubts about the father...
- It is possible to carry out the analysis of ascitic fluid and I recommend you prenatal tests, because women starorodyaschih risks increase.
- Starorodyaschih? This is outrageous!
- Perhaps.
- Although amusing to the children's allowance and pension at the same time.
Hilarious!

I can't go back and repeat the same mistakes. Should I go ahead and make a new one.

I'd invite you to join, but know you're not a fan of gangam-style.
- I wasn't there very long.
- Where?
- In Gangnam. We're talking about him?
- On hangem. Dance.
- So it's not a suburb of Seoul?
- No, never heard of Gangnam the suburbs.
- Literally means "South of Han river". There were people in the Paleolithic period.
The song just lost its appeal...

Sometimes you love a person for what he is not like you, and sometimes you love someone because you as a mother.