Character: Bridget Jones. Page 2

Smoking is a sign of weakness, it undermines personal integrity.

... He thinks as he pronounces the word "work", it frees him from any responsibility.

I remember when I came to London, I always had a smile for everyone, until a man on the escalator in the subway is not hotmaturemovies my coat.

Plans for the new year technically hardly can be realized on the first day of the year. Because this day is the continuation of the New year's eve. Smokers already in the list of smokers and they can't abruptly quit in the chimes, because they have so many in the body of nicotine... And then, to go on a diet on the first day of the year is not a good idea, because you can't eat rationally, you should be free to absorb all that is necessary at any time to relieve a hangover. I think it would be much more reasonable, if all started to turn their plans into action the second of January.

- Daniel, what you just did is illegal in several countries.
- That's why I'm happy I live in the UK.

I think taking part in a beauty contest, he had been so cruel stresses that we women feel a long time ago. Now That the defenseless, oppress his thoughts about their appearance and figure.

How not to be thrown if you have the same sense of confidence as an expired sandwich?

Everyone knows if you're Dating someone, he should support you on the terrible family gatherings.

Often I catch myself examining the face in the mirror, looking for wrinkles, and dread to see: Hello! Find out the age of famous people in their desperate search for role models (Jane Seymour is forty-two years!). I struggle with constant fear that one day suddenly, without any warning, I will be vast crimplene dress in his hands - a huge bag, on the head - cool permanent, but face cringe as the special effect from the movie, and it stays that way.

Woke up all alone, and immediately began to imagine my mother in bed with Julio. I'm grossed out imagining or polyradiculitis parental sex; outrage on behalf of father; selfish optimism at the thought of thirty years extramarital passion, which I still have (not without the help of the appeal to the examples Goldie hawn and Susan Sarandon); but mainly an incredible sense of jealousy and bitterness due to the fact that on Sunday morning, lying in bed alone, like an idiot, while my mother, who is over sixty, probably going to do this right now, in this moment... Oh, God. Can't bear such thoughts.

A wise man would say that Daniel should love me for who I am, but I brought up the magazine "cosmopolitan", I have complexes because of supermodels and endless quizzes, and I know that my intellect and my body will be too far from ideal, if you hope only on their own resources.

Oh, my God. Tomorrow is Valentine's Day. Why? Why? Why the world is so constituted that people who do not have a romantic relationship, you feel like idiots when everybody knows that romance doesn't work that way. Look at the Royal family. Look at mom and dad.

In the end, there is nothing more unattractive to a man than radical feminism.

Studies have shown that happiness stems not from love, health or money, but from the desire to achieve the goal. And what is a diet if not a desire?