Author of quotes: Helen Fielding

But if it is so necessary for government, church, parents, customs, etc., to tax us at Christmas, why not simply make it a rule that everyone takes five hundred pounds, spends it as they please, and then gives the purchases away to friends and relatives , so that they would wrap them beautifully and present them in a solemn atmosphere - it would be much more correct than this annual torture, which is fraught with mental illness for all participants.

Sometimes you have to fall to the bottom of the abuse of fatty food, then like a Phoenix, rise from hell excess calories and purified as beautiful as Michelle Pfeiffer.

23:45. I just puked, and when I fell in the toilet, trying to do everything quietly so Daniel did not hear, he shouted to me from the bedroom: "That of your inner core out, darce. Good riddance".

I can see friends. Anyway, it will be also clear that I'm your daughter!
Followed by a minute pause. I heard mam talking. Then she again took the phone and said:
Your face can be hidden.
- How? The bag on his head to get? Thank you very much.
Silhouette, sweetheart; we will see only your silhouette. Oh, please, Bridget. Don't forget, the gift of life you owe me. What would you be without me? Nothing. A dead egg. Nothing. The donut hole, daughter.
And the main thing, I always secretly wanted to be on television.

Some of the principles gleaned from books about work (not connected with the relations between the sexes):
1. You need to have a positive attitude.
2. You need to be able to forgive.
3. You need to trust your instincts, not desire everything in life is pre-plan.
4. You need to have confidence in yourself.
5. You need to be honest.
6. You need to live in the present, not to dream about the future and regrets about the past.
7. You can not become dependent on books about work.

The first rule of conduct of the friends in relation to your ex is to forget them, and a reproach, and not to strive for a harmonious communion with both sides.

There is nothing worse than drunk women.

Smoking is a sign of weakness, it undermines personal integrity.

... He thinks as he pronounces the word "work", it frees him from any responsibility.

The best gift a woman can give a man, is calm.

I remember when I came to London, I always had a smile for everyone, until a man on the escalator in the subway is not hotmaturemovies my coat.

Plans for the new year technically hardly can be realized on the first day of the year. Because this day is the continuation of the New year's eve. Smokers already in the list of smokers and they can't abruptly quit in the chimes, because they have so many in the body of nicotine... And then, to go on a diet on the first day of the year is not a good idea, because you can't eat rationally, you should be free to absorb all that is necessary at any time to relieve a hangover. I think it would be much more reasonable, if all started to turn their plans into action the second of January.

I think taking part in a beauty contest, he had been so cruel stresses that we women feel a long time ago. Now That the defenseless, oppress his thoughts about their appearance and figure.

You girls are just too picky and romantic: just you have too many choices. I'm not saying I didn't love dad but, you know, we have always been taught not to fear constantly that someone will knock you off your feet, and "little to expect and much to forgive."