Character: Bridget Jones. Page 4

- Your friends?
- No, you! The first time they see...

Great, my suit out of the carpet!

- How do you know arsey Darcy?
- In the childhood we swam with him naked in the pool!
- Um, you were already a slut!
- How did you two meet?
- In the same way.

128 pounds; of cigarettes smoked in Marche - 0 (PTS. choir.); cigarettes smoked in secret - 7.

- I told you - meet my friends.
- Oh my God! I suspect that will be dissected, and thoroughly analyzed proanalizirovan.

It's bad. When someone leaves you, not only that you miss him, moreover, that the whole little world you've created together collapses, and everything you see or do reminds you of him. The worst idea that he had you, and in the end I collected all the parts that summed up the amount and put you on a stamp DEFECTIVE PRODUCT.

Took a firm decision to deal with systematic delays in the work, unwillingness to look in the mailbox, which is Packed with threats from the tax office, etc. And begin to cultivate, and for this to control all their actions by the minute.
7:00. Weighed.
7:03. Came back to the bed, upset because of weight.

Satan's smoke is in the birthday throw.

I realized that the secret to losing weight is to not weigh.

Recognized truth is that as soon as something in your life starts to improve, something else is falling apart.

- Want a cigarette?
- No, dad, I abandoned it again.
- Sorry, very good invention. I am pleased that they will kill me before my life would be very sad.

- Next time, I can't profaca.
Watch your mouth, Bridget.
- Yes, but next time I definitely can't profaca.

Whatever happens, don't stroke their iron!

I marriage and does not Shine, and my indefatigable parents do it a second time.