Movie: Bridget Jones: the edge of reason (Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason)

- I understand that in every person's life enough shit.
- That's for sure.
Last year I was pretty shit. So, from the point of view of mathematics, logic, shitty time I was going to end.

31 Dec, summarizing of the year. Prison term - one. Lesbian kiss - one (but no tongue). The amount of weight loss is one. The number of lost and re-purchased after a major diplomatic scandal guys one. Proposals of marriage - one. A brilliant year in all respects.

- As you would in a Thai prison?
- Any girl living in London one knows how to behave in difficult situations.

I made the mistake of inviting you in your big shorts in my life. While!

Mark Darcy perfection is not an alcoholic, not a workaholic, not a pervert or a maniac. He is the God of sex and also the lawyer for civil rights and freedoms. In General, a miracle.

Oh God, I did it, I'm gone, gone... a Few minutes ago I couldn't imagine life without him, a now do not want to remember...

Great. I'm late, my hair is a MOP and I can hardly breathe in those terrible shorts.

Friends years looking for you boyfriend, and when you finally find it, they immediately make it throw you.

- Want a cigarette?
- No, dad, I abandoned it again.
- Sorry, very good invention. I am pleased that they will kill me before my life would be very sad.

- Next time, I can't profaca.
Watch your mouth, Bridget.
- Yes, but next time I definitely can't profaca.

Whatever happens, don't stroke their iron!

I marriage and does not Shine, and my indefatigable parents do it a second time.

Stupid Bridget, stupid friends and a wonderful, loyal mark Darcy.