Character: Journalist

Long will live worm, which each fisherman was invited on a fishing trip?

Wow the cock said to the hen when she was run over by a truck.

When you eat an Apple, it is much nicer to find a whole worm than a half.

- What's your name?
Regina.
Regina, all women of the USSR so beautiful?
Thank you.
- You are the most beautiful weapon of the Kremlin!

- Why do You like antiquity?
- We all come from Greece.

- You say you spent on this occasion about one hundred million centimes?
- I don't consider small things.

The readers of the magazine "Hustler" do not speak in your support. You is a shame?
- Why should I go to jail for your freedom?

- It's not that people are not loved here the king, on the contrary, we don't want our beloved king looked and saw that we do. So we remove his portraits.
- But why would you burn them?
For our king we went through hell. Passed the thick of the war. Write it down. And now we are attacked in our own homes. These new coppers over from Belfast, burst into our homes, rape our women... I don't think our king would like to see it all. So we're lighting fires to raise the alarm.
- May I ask on whose behalf are you talking about?
- For anyone. I am an ordinary person. I have medals for bravery at the Somme. I want you to write in your paper what's going on here.

- Rolling stone, we're closed.
- Get Cinderella on the phone...
- You mean the girl from the tale with the stepmother lives?
- She stuck her tongue in my ear... She rocked my world....
Are you fucking kidding me? Or maybe you're trying to scare me?
- The goddess held up a mirror to the face of Stacy JAX...
- Ahh, you need a Constance, not Cinderella... Which apparently sounds like... Constance Sack...
- Constance... Call her...
- It? She's not here... She's in "Bourbon" in Los Angeles, is doing a story about the first solo concert Stacey JAX, go back and frighten her there.
- I have a concert?
- And you - Stacie JAX?! Hello? Well... After those people in the movie kill...

- We don't need any more crime, since no crime.
- Damn right!
- You will spend more time with your family!
- My...

- And who do I see?
- Who am I? I mean, where am I from? Whom I may one day make? What do I do? What did I do? What is your dream? I mean, what do you see? Or what have I seen? What I'm afraid of or what I dream about? I mean, who do I love? I mean, what have I lost? Who am I? I guess I'm exactly the same person as you, no better and no less, for there was not and never will be someone exactly the same as you or me.

- Are there flying saucers, what do you think?
- Obviously, I think that we are all surrounded by Martians.
But why the Martians do not appear?
- How do you say... I believe they are afraid of journalists.

- If you are right about your technology, do you think you will react to Mr. Edison?
- Having regard to the fact that he did not invest in my company, I bet he will be disappointed. <...>
- Mr. Grayson, you say that your technology is eliminating jobs of thousands of people from the oil industry. What do you tell them?
- I will hire them.

- To be honest, we really liked your article. Immediately felt a professional fingers. Maybe you have something for us, sort of?
Is, you guessed it!
- We need something fresh. Something about modern sports. We all write about different. Skimboarding, istarting, broomball... Well, what can I tell you? You yourself know everything!
- Of course... I love this drumba!
The Letter "B". Broomball.
- Broomball. Just drumbl, grumbel, Gromova. All of these modern sports are no speech therapist normally can't pronounce!