Movie: The LEGO movie. Batman (The LEGO Batman Movie)

- Why did you built this thing with one seat?
Because we have only one Batman.

- I - Barbara Gordon, the new police Commissioner. My dream is to join the police force with Batman.
What?!
- It would be healthy!
What the hell are you talking about?!

- Hey, Batman! Catch his worst enemy!
Superman is my worst enemy.
- So he is not evil!
Oh, well... In this case, the villain yet. I just fight with several people. I love to fight.

- Master Bruce, what are you afraid of?
Serpent?
- No.
- Clowns?
- No. To be away from family.
- No! Now snakes-clowns. You gave me this idea.

Are you ready to follow Batman and get a few life lessons?
- Of course! Where's the seat belt?
- The first lesson - life doesn't give such belts.

- Oh, ay-ay-ay! Come on, Batman, bring it on!
- I'll just look into the eyes can.

Hey, secret camera!

- Good night!
- Sir, it is morning.
SWEEEEEEET!!!

- Computer, how do I put the Joker in Arkham asylum the path of least resistance?.. Computer, can you hear me?!
- Hello, master Bruce. I just blocked your access.
- Damn!
- Sir, it's time for you to say goodbye to unhealthy habits. You can't spend your whole life alone, black clothes and without a night's sleep. A little responsibility won't hurt you. I suggest you begin with the education of your son.
- I'm sorry. Now I don't even know what was going on.
- You adopted the orphan at social events.
- It was sarcasm!

- Here you are!
- Kya!.. Oh, Alfred! I'm sorry, man! It's all my incredible reflexes!
- Didn't cost me that's up to you to sneak up, sir. Once again you looked at old family portraits?
I'm not stared at!
- Sir, we've already been through all this in 2016. And in 2012. In 2008. In 2005. 1997. In 1995. And in 1992. In 1979. And in that strange and incomprehensible 1966...
- I'm much older...
Want to talk about their feelings?
What?! No! I don't want to talk about anything!
Sir.
- No.
- Sir!
- No! No! No! No! No!
- Sir?
- No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no! Boom-Shh! Boom-Shh! God, if only we wrote it down!
- ...
- Not recorded? Alfred, what did I say?! Always. All. Write!

- Welcome home, sir! Start the playlist the Bat-cave. Something interesting happened today, sir?
- I again saved the city. It was cool. It is time to eat.
Alfred left you a lobster in the fridge, sir.
- Oh, yum! I can't wait. Deserved... Really deserved...

- Computer, I'm home!
- What is the password?
- "Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, Batman!"
Thank you.
- Always please.

Hello again, my fanatical fans! Heard in SOC. networks and discuss only my swanky new "LEGO Movie: Batman". It's like the first "LEGO Movie", only much cooler, because it is entirely about me favorite! But as cool as I am, one movie in a week is not enough, I'll have two! Check it out!

Batman left... Oh, no! Wait! Batman is back - forgot the MIC to quit.