Character: Alfred Pennyworth

- Yes?
It's about Mr. Grayson.
- Something happened?
- No. I'm afraid that Mr. dick went on a journey. He stole a car.
- What? "Jaguar"?
- No, sir. Another.
- "Bentley"?
- No, the OTHER one.

I suppose you will not refuse a late dinner, master Bruce?
- Not now, Alfred. Thank you.
- I'm in shock, sir. After I came here, and before that made this portion of anything. Now it will be gone.

I don't recognise this world.
- No need to know, need to save him.

On this planet there are two types of people. One can be trusted and others can not.

Leave the past where it belongs. In the past.

- You raise the children?
- No.
- I also. The hardest job in my life. It is impossible to learn.

- I should feel bad. Guilty, but instead...
- You're angry. Your anger drowned out everything else. And if you will not look him in the eye, it will absorb you and will pour out.

- Can I change Gotham, I know it.
- This is called fragmentation. You're trying to chase immediately after two rabbits. Need to choose what is important to you.

- Master Bruce, what are you afraid of?
Serpent?
- No.
- Clowns?
- No. To be away from family.
- No! Now snakes-clowns. You gave me this idea.

- Good night!
- Sir, it is morning.
SWEEEEEEET!!!

- Computer, how do I put the Joker in Arkham asylum the path of least resistance?.. Computer, can you hear me?!
- Hello, master Bruce. I just blocked your access.
- Damn!
- Sir, it's time for you to say goodbye to unhealthy habits. You can't spend your whole life alone, black clothes and without a night's sleep. A little responsibility won't hurt you. I suggest you begin with the education of your son.
- I'm sorry. Now I don't even know what was going on.
- You adopted the orphan at social events.
- It was sarcasm!

- Here you are!
- Kya!.. Oh, Alfred! I'm sorry, man! It's all my incredible reflexes!
- Didn't cost me that's up to you to sneak up, sir. Once again you looked at old family portraits?
I'm not stared at!
- Sir, we've already been through all this in 2016. And in 2012. In 2008. In 2005. 1997. In 1995. And in 1992. In 1979. And in that strange and incomprehensible 1966...
- I'm much older...
Want to talk about their feelings?
What?! No! I don't want to talk about anything!
Sir.
- No.
- Sir!
- No! No! No! No! No!
- Sir?
- No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no! Boom-Shh! Boom-Shh! God, if only we wrote it down!
- ...
- Not recorded? Alfred, what did I say?! Always. All. Write!

Starting to yearn for the days when the biggest problem was mined with bombs penguin.

- What will happen to Batman, when you finally decide to settle down?
- I never thought... I mean, about to settle down.
- M-M. As I was afraid of. If it's too long to wait, you can miss the moment. Deftly you handled it in a investigation, master Bruce. It is a pity that it was impossible to hold him out of office...