Character: Bridget Jones. Page 1

I can see friends. Anyway, it will be also clear that I'm your daughter!
Followed by a minute pause. I heard mam talking. Then she again took the phone and said:
Your face can be hidden.
- How? The bag on his head to get? Thank you very much.
Silhouette, sweetheart; we will see only your silhouette. Oh, please, Bridget. Don't forget, the gift of life you owe me. What would you be without me? Nothing. A dead egg. Nothing. The donut hole, daughter.
And the main thing, I always secretly wanted to be on television.

I was left with two choices. To surrender and reconcile with the fate of old maids, which, after death eats their own dog. Or not. This time I chose "no". I'm not going to give some villain and the black American. Instead, I choose vodka... and away we go.

31 Dec, summarizing of the year. Prison term - one. Lesbian kiss - one (but no tongue). The amount of weight loss is one. The number of lost and re-purchased after a major diplomatic scandal guys one. Proposals of marriage - one. A brilliant year in all respects.

- As you would in a Thai prison?
- Any girl living in London one knows how to behave in difficult situations.

I made the mistake of inviting you in your big shorts in my life. While!

Mark Darcy perfection is not an alcoholic, not a workaholic, not a pervert or a maniac. He is the God of sex and also the lawyer for civil rights and freedoms. In General, a miracle.

Impressed with the ease of electronic communication, I was involved in flirting with him. I'll be hard to keep looking nice track guy, and the flirting will end tomorrow morning. Great plan!

My mother is a product of those times when love for gherkins was considered the height of sophistication.

Love on the horizon, a glimmer of light!

- How are you?
- Good, you?
Fine.
- A glass of wine. The biggest!
Whiskey. Double!

- Oh, no, Bridget! Who's the father? Mark?
With probability 50 %.
- Is it an Orgy?!

Hey, I know it! It's the guy from Starbucks!

- Bridget, you should know that the talented person in our company has prospects. It happens that the person for personal reasons I do not notice a professional.
Thank You, Daniel. It was nice to know, but I'd have to work ten feet away from you. I'd rather be hired to wipe the ass of Saddam Hussein.

Some of the principles gleaned from books about work (not connected with the relations between the sexes):
1. You need to have a positive attitude.
2. You need to be able to forgive.
3. You need to trust your instincts, not desire everything in life is pre-plan.
4. You need to have confidence in yourself.
5. You need to be honest.
6. You need to live in the present, not to dream about the future and regrets about the past.
7. You can not become dependent on books about work.