Book: My family and other animals. Page 2

It is said that when a man becomes old as me, in his body, everything slows down. No, I don't believe it. This is not so. I have my own theory. Not all of slowing down, and he slows down. You know what I mean? There will be prolonged, and when it moves slower, you can see much more. You can see everything! All the unusual that is happening around you, what you never knew before. What a wonderful experience, just wonderful.

Whenever anyone in the family appeared a difficult task, Larry knew the best way to do it, but if someone boasted of his success, Larry never could understand why so much noise is raised, because the matter is trivial, you only need to make it to the brain.

- Well, people - lamented Larry. There is no reciprocity, no part of the to near.
- Very much you have a lot of participation for the neighbor,- said Margot.
And all your fault, Mamma, ' said Larry. Why was it to educate us so selfish?
- Listen to you. - exclaimed the mother.- I raised them selfish!
"Of course," said Larry.Without assistance we would not be able to achieve such results.

- You have to think what you're doing, ' he told us with a serious look.- The mother can not disappoint.
"Why not?" - Larry asked with feigned surprise.- It is for us never tries, so what are we to think about it?
- Fear God, master Larry, don't be ridiculous, said Spiro with pain in his voice.
- He's quite right, Spiro,- seriously confirmed Leslie.- Not that she's a good mother.
- Don't say that, don't you dare! - roared Spiro.- If I were that mother, I would every morning down on my knees and kissed her feet.

Mrs. Darrell, I showed you all the house, of which I knew, and you none came. What do you need, Madam? Tell me what these houses lack?
Mom looked at him with surprise.
- Do not you noticed? - she asked. None of them no bath.
Mr. Beeler stared at mother, eyes wide. - I do not understand, Madame, ' he said with a true flour - what do you bath? Is there no sea?

Larry Providence itself had ordained to carry on the life of a little light fireworks and ignite thoughts in the brain of other people, and then curled a sweet kitty to abandon all responsibility for the consequences.