Book: Love and other sports

The main thing in any sport is the result, and love is just one of the sports.

Will resort to the method of confession. Of course, honesty has nothing to do, but so what.

When the coyote falls into the trap, it gnaws its own paw to escape. Other animals can't get out and die in the trap, and the coyote is better to mutilate himself, but remain alive.
The expression "coyote ugly" refers to beauty, in bed you Wake up the next morning after drinking. Your hand is under her head, but the girl is so disgusting, you're ready to chew his arm just to get out as quickly as possible and not to Wake her.

- Finish College, get a job, tear ass, to be the best of all, learning again, again busting and then suddenly realize that you're thirty-five and you're half bald!
This goddamn city! Look how we live. Pathetic. In other places, our friends had a normal life. They have their own house. Wife. Children. One guy at work, younger than me, and he has three children. And the eldest eleven.
Do you want eleven-year-old dunce?
- No, I do not. But not in this case.
- Then what is?
- In this fucking city it is impossible to live! It's a madhouse! We behave like school children. Only instead of lectures I go to work. We continue to drink. Still chasing skirts. I live in a tiny apartment, like a Dorm room. Do you even have a bed! You're thirty-five, and you sleep on the floor.
Returning to her, I stood in front of the mirror to see if fall out my hair.

Even curious how it feels to know that soon will become a father? Tom crapped his pants from fear or just confused?

Getting married is like moving to Brooklyn. Those who have already moved into the hole, begin to lure the others.

If I were smarter, wittier and more creative - in other words, if I were Humphrey Bogart, I would pause, looking in the eye, and gave some shocking remark, something like, "I Love to attract beautiful women to the bed and lick them from head to toe, not missing a single inch." Alas, this resourcefulness is not among my virtues.

She liked to corrupt my "innocent young man", and I naturally liked to experience the excitement of being corrupt.