Book: Make Money

You measure common sense with a ruler, and other people measure it with potatoes.

Carrot and stick. Vetinari managed only with a whip. Or hit you on the head with a carrot until you do what you need.

If you have a robber-father, you'll keep your mouth shut, but a pirate and a slave owner, your great-great-grandfather - the subject of pride and boasting for a glass of port. Time paid murderers into villains, and the villain - a word with a spark and not a cause for shame.

Error, sir, is worse than sin, for the reason that sin is often a matter of opinion or point of view, or even wrong moment, while error is a fact, and it cries out for correction.

Tell someone that you are going to Rob them, and all that will happen - will earn the reputation of a faithful man.

Anyone who says that an honest man will not deceive, he is not.

- When I was ten, I had my tonsils, he told Olivia.
- Want some cakes? - Asked Igor.

- The foundations are crumbling everywhere - agreed nokrist. It was a good bet. They are always collapsed.