Comic: Philip Girard. Ravines

- Now you will feel the weakness as if falling into a ravine.
You ravines don't worry. Forgot about them, but for him and has to go.

- Wait a minute.
- You buy the bow?
- It was smooth on paper, Yes forgot about the ravines. And for them to go.
- What did she say?
Is old Russian proverb: on paper everything was smooth, but forgot about the ravines. But have him walk.
- What do you think she meant by that?
I do not know. It's like a fable or parable...
- Russian love Proverbs. Some of them are very fatalistic.
- However funny it all. What do I do with this onion?
Well... eat. Don't you know Quebec saying: "the bulb in day - health for life".

- Early bird catches the worm. I'll give you five minutes to pack.
(Twenty minutes later, Russian)
- Change the time zone... Insomnia...

- Look! Straw stuffed animals. Quite ketan!
- Philip, Jimmy, what does Ketan?
Ketan means something ugly and out of fashion. You know?
Is not the same as kitsch?
- No, kitsch is a disgrace to the taste, and Cetan is a complete lack of taste.

Wow! We're late already two hours!
Thus was born the concept of "Russian twenty minutes" used when people are late.

For all urgent matters and the ends meet Russian dream of a better world.

To fully understand the value of a smile, a roof over your head and a helping hand, you need to be a foreigner in a foreign country. We forget sometimes.

I hope you don't snore.
- Only at night.

An hour after our landing, we're still alive, and we made no sudden marriage proposals. Unlike characters from English spy novels, Maria and Victor are very sincere. Their faces are gentle and smiling. I have calmed down.

The last Bastion of the free world, behind the iron curtain.

Maybe the iron curtain is collapsed, and the whole restructuring was merely a facade for the preservation of decency...

- Did you get any sleep?
- Yes so-so. I dreamed of Stalin and Lenin. Strange dream... Maybe my subconscious is trying to warn me about the dangers awaiting us?

- What is the Russian soul?
Smiling face, washed with tears.
- How to describe Quebec the soul of Russian tourist?
The endless joy of life, bathed in the guilt?
- Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the Kingdom of heaven.
Two drops of red wine in the bowl of Holy water.
- I would rather say " smiling face, washed by tears."

Each person has one need to exorcise evil spirits, familiar, and especially the unknown, those that push it to the unseen ravines.