Character: Jimmy

- Here is a copy of "troop morale".
And therein lies the ticket of the metro, dated on the day of my birth! What were the chances that I'll find the only copy of my book, and even with a ticket inside?
- If I were a believer, I saw this sign.
- PF! You're just jealous.

- Sorry <...>, I have to ask you to watch your language. My colleague - a man who is very impressionable.
- Come here and fuck him!
- Yes I, actually, already. And you know, it was quite good. But the matter is not relevant.

I was nice to you, ivy! I took you to the theater, cinema, I'm not a girl so didn't care!
- Should I lighten up?
Not fair to the guy, all he gives, and give nothing in return! The game without rules!
I'm not playing your games! Resign yourself to the idea.

- I woke up one day and realized that happy. It was a nightmare.
- Explain, please.
- The less I am devastated, the less I want to do.

I hate to feel... feelings.

Free tables we have, but I can offer you a place in a utility cupboard.

Again, the equator is not visible, as well as your brain.

You don't like anyone with whom I am acquainted. You make me again to enjoy life.

- What is it? You look like an idiot.
- Hmm... it is, but I can pull them off. But your face is yours to keep forever.

- Let's be friends?
What?! What are you talking about? I'm an adult! You know what that means? This means that I covered all tsunami deep thoughts and mental anguish, unceasingly aware of my mortality, contemplate the futility of everything and yet resist that the light is not quenched. Now you know how arhiglupo sound of your child, the question "Let's be friends"?
- My dad is a video game developer, all the new items first appear.
- Come to eight.

To see the bride before the wedding - it's worse than broken mirrors and black cats!
- Jimmy, our love has weathered Federal arrests, causing a heart attack, kissing and picatinney total amnesia! So, I think we'll survive this.

- Jimmy, I said a thousand times, ladies are free and guys reduced price!
So they guys!

[the words "Cakes" AIDS]
- Mr. speed... And why nobody buys your pies?
- Because I'm Irish... Because I'm Irish.

The girls are beautiful in themselves. It is wonderful just to stand on a corner and watch as they pass by. While there, we cannot say that they walk like everyone else. I don't know how to explain, but their movement - something more challenging and exciting. They don't just push down on the ground feet - every part of the body moves, and like in different directions... but so smoothly and gracefully.