TV series: Shameless / Shameless (Shameless) (2011)

I'm gay, but I'm not a ****.

Free labor is slavery.

- Only over my dead body.

I'm in your bed with my girlfriend Bonnie. Stay on the nara.
With love, Carl.

The government of the rich, batrachil on the rich, for the benefit of the rich, put them down their throats.

- VI, the longest journey is the first step.
- Who said that?
- Cookie predictions.

Retirement is for rich people, the poor die on the job.

- Maybe I'm gay?
- You had sex with a woman?
- One woman went down on me when I was sitting with her child.
- Well, you gave her back a "service"?
- No.
- Then you're not gay, and the lying Princess.

Maybe I should homeschool?
Don't think so.
- All of the celebrities studied at home.
- Leonardo da Vinci, Michelangelo, Lincoln, Bieber.
- I did not see you painting the Sistine chapel, Bieber.

When life delivers lemons, squeeze the juice onto the wound and enjoy the pain.

I don't know how with them to live, with someone else.

It hurt like hell, try to forget, but only about this and I will think... I don't blame you, but if you're blaming yourself - I only "for".

- When you're twenty, then you must have a minimum of two towels!
- My minimum after twenty years - not to sit down.

Why not stop to save the world and save themselves?