Character: Ian Gallagher (Ian Gallagher)

Free labor is slavery.

- Maybe I'm gay?
- You had sex with a woman?
- One woman went down on me when I was sitting with her child.
- Well, you gave her back a "service"?
- No.
- Then you're not gay, and the lying Princess.

You fucking cockroach, everywhere will survive and you will find the Zakus.

You're afraid to be who you are.

- Tell my boss that ill today.
Got sick?
- Yes do not care what! Tell him you have AIDS.

- Where's my knife?
- [pulls a knife out from under the sheets] Samurai sword mend, so...
- Why you need it?
- What if a zombie Apocalypse and you're gone, who will protect Debbie and Liam?

- No, honestly. So, in the ass? You are used to it? As you get used to it?! After all, in the sense of guts - one-way traffic. So it should be.
- [Laughter]
What?
- A must have! As if we have given light only to Smoking.

- You want your ass shot in some kind of "mill"?
Mill?
- Well, Pakistan, Afghanistan... Irakitan!