Book: The lawyer may not know

On the basis of deduction come to the conclusion that you are rammed head tree. I have no doubt that the most affected tree.

We lived there for two weeks longer than necessary.
- It was only a little snake.
And it didn't seem this small when crawled right into the tub!
- You screamed like a girl.
- Nothing like that! I screamed, like any normal man. And while I was standing there bare-ass naked, I'm bare hands and killed her.
- Well, suppose you chopped her into mince with a towel.
- Which pulled out of the wall with his bare hands. What's the difference?
She remembered well that scene, he stood before her, magnificent in his nakedness, with a scared look, and was holding the metal rod from which hung a lifeless snake.
- Those were the days!

- What are you doing?
- Wake Up, Dunbrook. Open up the door, what else?
- Is my arm broken?
- It can be arranged.

Of course, it is also cowardice, but what is one act of cowardice on a global scale? A grain of sand, a drop, a moment...
This thought cheered Collie, and she even smiled a sly smile, hitting the strings and bringing the first notes.
It took less than thirty seconds. He banged a fist connecting with her room wall. Smiling, she continued to play.
He continued to hammer on the wall.
After a few seconds, banging on the wall a verse she had heard as he slammed his door, and after a moment, he knocked on her door.
Collie slowly postponed the bow, resting the instrument on the chair, and went to open it.
He was furious, and he was sexy as hell.
- Stop it!
- I beg your pardon?
- Stop it, - he repeated and gently pushed her. - I'm not kidding.
I don't understand what you're saying. And don't you dare push. In response, she too pushed him.
- You do know I hate when you do that.
- I have the right to play the cello when I want to. Now only ten - baby time. I'm not preventing anything.
- I don't care what time, can play at least until dawn, but no!
- Since when did you become a music critic?
He walked into the room and slammed the door behind him.
- Don't be stupid. You play the theme from "Jaws" exclusively for the competition. You know she's getting on my nerves.
I think any sharks in this part of Maryland is not seen for the past Millennium. So that you can sleep peacefully, you have nothing to fear. Collie took the bow and lightly tapped them against the palm.

- If I had to live here, I would shoot myself.
- This is unlikely. <...> You would have painted the door the color of salmon, enraged, would put on the lawn a couple of pink flamingos and systematically would frustrate the neighbors into a frenzy.

- How did you even know where I went?
- Drove up to the office Dolan. The Secretary was pale and trembling. I asked him to visit her fire-breathing dragon in female form. After that, everything was simple.

- Why men always think that if a woman is in a bad mood, she want sex?
- A source of inexhaustible hope?

- Sorry <...>, I have to ask you to watch your language. My colleague - a man who is very impressionable.
- Come here and fuck him!
- Yes I, actually, already. And you know, it was quite good. But the matter is not relevant.

Life is a tricky thing. Very often, begin to understand, I've lived a really important point when it is already in the past.

If we discard the impossible, what remains, is the truth, however improbable it may seem.