Movie: Mr. and Mrs. Smith (Mr. & Mrs. Smith) (2005)



- I was already married.
- Her name and social security number.
- You don't kill her.
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- If you do not like can be returned.
Fine. I don't like.
- Get used to it.
Quote Explanation: A conversation about curtains.
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- When I first saw you, I thought you looked like Christmas morning. What did you think?
- He had never received an order for one so beautiful...
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- I have prepared a few phrases for our meeting: "And I'd just drop in.", "Hey, honey, thanks for the ride on the Elevator!"
And what option you decided to stay?
- I want a divorce!
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Shoot as bad as cook.
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- You're Lucky?
Yes.
Really?
- What's the matter, baby? Are you looking for work?
You're my job.
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- Giant chasm divides us. And, of course, the constant innuendo further alienate from each other. What is it called?
- Family life.
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A server goes down on wall Street, and she immediately rushes to fix it. She's like Batman for computers.
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- Tell us how you met.
- It happened in Colombia.
- In Bogota. About five years ago.
Six.
- Yes, five or six years ago.
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- Well, let's open the hood. How happy are you as a family on a scale?
Eight.
Wait. A dozen indescribable delight, and one being a complete lack of understanding?
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Happy ending is a sense of incompleteness...
(Happy ending leaves a feeling of incompleteness.)
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When they reached the end, start thinking about the beginning.
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