Movie: ACE Ventura: Pet Detective (Ace Ventura: Pet Detective)

- ACE, what you did yesterday was just great!
- Could not tell - I was there!..

Attention, assholes were closer than it seemed.

- Ventura, I go to the toilet. When I get out, it's better to have you gone!
- You're big or small? Just want to know how much time I have!

Murder, Ventura. Where to start investigation?
- To start to establish the motive: the killer saw a cockroach cock, and envious.

In any case do not go there!

- By the way, you will not find a mint chewing gum or something, refreshing breath.

- Can you give the ashtray?
Thank you, I don't smoke. It's a very nasty habit.

You know how superstitious players... I Have one midfielder with a kid wearing socks topsy-turvy. And the other does not erase the bottoms for two years, because she thinks flies are lucky.

- Listen, you want me to make your life a living hell?
- Well, I'm not ready for a serious relationship, Louis. But thank you for asking.

- If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer.
- If I'm not back in five minutes, wait some more.

Holy elephant balls!