Movie: Welcome to Zombilend (Zombieland)

You're thinking about fucking Wichita. Do not get lost. She spent the last night fucking us both.

- OO-AA!(imitating a zombie)
- No!
- All right, I put him down.
In your neck of the woods that say Hello?
- Oh God, Oh God! I shot bill Murray!
- Mr Murray's...
- I think now I'm just a bill...
Bill... we are unlikely to be able to stitch this.
But... the wound is fresh...
- Do you think you will survive?
- No...
- If it still makes sense, I'm sorry for what happened! I instinctively!
It's my fault, I never managed draws.

- You know what they say: Who seeks revenge digs two graves...
- Right, two graves, one for the older girls, one for Junior.

If there are no loved ones, you're like a zombie..

The virus acts very quickly: you have a swollen brain, inside everything is burning, and you become angry, violent and very voracious creature.

Man, of course, you can slap, but not fuck with his Cadillac!

The only cool girl a thousand miles makes me look like an idiot, steals a shotgun and says I can't be trusted.

No one can be trusted! I first time in my life slept with the girl, and she almost got me eaten!

Any attachment ends badly.

Finally you have achieved something! Not bad for a sickly puppy.

Living dead is not a friend.

I heard there is a place in the East, where the zombies have not reached.
In the West they say it in the East and in the East, somewhere in the West! You talk like a penguin at the North pole who hears the South the weather is better.
- Uh-uh... At the North pole there are no penguins!
- ... Want to know how hard I can punch?!

- Mom always told me: "someday you'll find your calling." It is unlikely that she meant the destruction of zombies...

And you're a nimble guy.