Movie: Urgently marry!

- Dear Margarita Igorevna...
- Yes?
... And do not go if You... in the ass?
- Well, as an option possible. But at this point in the ass you go.

Urgently marry! Bob Margarita Mineeva

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№ 268693 Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 12:39

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In General, we had not kissed.
Bad.
- What is bad? That on the first date and I kissed?
- Yes, no, not kissed, nothing. Too bad that there was no sex.

Urgently marry! Eugene Krapivin Alla Podolsky

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№ 268692 Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 12:39

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- Stanislav! One of your very good friend is going now to the airport to fly to the USA basketball player Golovin, as she is in full confidence that You have used it when she was drunk.
- Here!
- Again...
- Yes, Zhenya thinks you're her otselic just flies now with this Accel to the Americans!

Urgently marry! Stas Bob Alla Podolsky

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№ 220692 Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 10:48

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- Excuse me, this is embarrassing, I said so many things in the bar...
- Yes well You! I'm sorry! You then told the absolute truth, and the truth only offends the weak people.

Urgently marry! Eugene Krapivin Amir Abdullaev

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№ 220689 Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 10:48

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- Look, do not want to spend the evening with an interesting young man?
You'll see it, let me know!

Urgently marry! Stas Eugene Krapivin

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№ 220686 Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 10:48

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- I need coffee!
- The man you need, Krapivina! To have loved and included!
- I work contains.
She loves you and periodically.

Urgently marry! Kate Eugene Krapivin

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