Movie: Substitution (Switch) (1991)



- Good morning.
Walter, I'm not going to beat around the Bush, I will tell you right your marriage is not very triples our firm. For us it is a great shame and we must part.
- I was going to leave, Arnold. You know, I'm going to be a father and I would be very ashamed to tell my child that I worked at this shit as you are.
Substitution (Switch) (1991) Walter Stone Arnold Friedkin
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- What do you want?
- Can I please have a ham and a bun.
Is a Barber, not cooking.
- Yes? And I thought. Maybe get your haircut?
Substitution (Switch) (1991) Hairdresser Steve Brooks (in a woman's body)
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Okay. You know what's wrong with you?
- I had the roof this go!
- She's a lesbian.
- I, too, open!
You're a male. You're a homophobe.
Homophobic? Damn!
- Yes! Scares you the option of homosexual relationships!
- Okay. [leaves]
- Where are you going?
- To jump off the roof.
- It would be the best option, but not with my happiness.
Quote Explanation: Steve Brooks is in the body of a woman named Amanda. His client-gay Sheila Faxton shows interest in Amanda. But while kissing, Steve (Amanda) loses consciousness.
Substitution (Switch) (1991) Steve Brooks (in a woman's body) Margo Brofman
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- Problems?
- Yes! No kiss - sick!
- We are at an impasse. Kiss - ill I, so all good. No pain!
Substitution (Switch) (1991) Working Steve Brooks (in a woman's body)
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- Do you know how many poor animals were killed to make this coat?
Do you know how many rich animals I had to sleep with to get her?
Substitution (Switch) (1991)
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