Movie: Asterix and Obelix vs. Caesar (Astérix et Obélix contre César)

- Oh, what is it that these barbarians of Gaul!
- Yes, Barbara... Although they are not without a sense of rhythm!

- Asterix, Obelix, bring the tribute to the great Caesar!
- What is it?!
- Is something from which the Roman soldiers get every time you try to attack us!
- Just so it's easier to skedaddle.
- If you take it back to the receiver of the crowbar will appear really good fat!
And you can take the middleman. That's at least the helmet - he'll make a good lamp!
- And this piece of iron will make a great waffle iron!

- So, come on over. You're a Roman soldier, and who am I?
- You're my friend.
- No! I - Gallic spy. You caught me and now we are... where?
- How do I know! Look how many there are.
- To Caesar, stupid!
- To Caesar-dumbass!
- Here!
- A Caesar-jerk cousin Julia?
What?
Caesar-jerk - a relative of Julius Caesar?
- No! You carry me to Julius Caesar! Dumbass is you!

- My gold! My dear, my gold!..
With me he never said that! Even in the day of our wedding!

- You took me for a moth Alphabetics?!
I'm sorry, Panoramix, I have the wrong target!

- The chicken to cook?
Yes.
- How much?
- 20 pieces, I'm on a diet.

Love is like a flower - it needs time to flourish.