Movie: Good weather in Deribasovskaya, or Brighton beach again it rains

- The conclusion is wrong! The correct conclusion is that a scout should ignore a beautiful woman!

- It's already been done. Kazarian has one leg here, the other in Chicago. And finally your head is in Philadelphia!

- This is not some kind of mafia, Styopa, - the Russian mafia. Moreover - the Soviet. And the psychology of the Soviet soul does not fit into a normal American head.

- Well, then you are an eagle, Sokolov, an eagle!

- If I die, let them think I'm a Communist.
- What if they die?
Then let them consider the Communists.

- There is a party! Lot of drugs from Thailand!

- What horror! You have that all the farms are?
- Passed, you're my darling, those stagnant times when we showed our best farms. We now show you all the worst!

Colonel Petrenko never married, how many did not ask for his children.

- If not for the KGB, I'd still tormented Professor at the University of Odessa!

- Metropolitan is not given another title. Semenov out at the mosque the Mullah major gave.
- Islam is a very complicated plot.
- And we've easy or what? No, if this goes on - will go to the synagogue.

- What are your opinions, comrade Katz?
Katz offers to surrender!
- Russian do not surrender... comrade Katz.