Game: The Witcher III: Wild Hunt (the Witcher III: wild Hunt). Page 12

Brave, you see, soldier, times two swords hung. You, gray! What are you two swords? And in his pants two dick holding? Are you fucking deaf? Say who you are, or your tongue with a knife to untie?
- The Witcher. Ask, why do I need two swords? One for beasts, another for people. Member I have one.

Quote Explanation: Response Geralt before to repel the attack.

The Witcher III: Wild Hunt (the Witcher III: wild Hunt) Geralt Soldiers of Baron

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№ 289255 Added MegaMozg 06-06-2017 / 08:13

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Wow they are doing!
Buttercup, refrain from commenting, I'm not in the mood to joke.
- And I'm the opposite! What role did you play? In the taming of the demons or "release the Prince"?
Buttercup, ***s!..
Sorry, I could not find a drop of sarcasm.

Quote Explanation: If you try to turn with Triss and Jennifer, they will take Geralt to the bed and, laughing, the two left him. When Geralt finds Buttercup, will happen such a dialogue.

The Witcher III: Wild Hunt (the Witcher III: wild Hunt) Buttercup Geralt of Rivia

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№ 289254 Added MegaMozg 06-06-2017 / 08:13

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Bart hurt Bart to think less. To think less - less sad.

Quote Explanation: Troll beating my head against the wall out of desperation, not keep track of the treasure.

The Witcher III: Wild Hunt (the Witcher III: wild Hunt) Bart Simpson (Bart Simpson)

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№ 287505 Added MegaMozg 18-05-2017 / 20:36

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Why half the people I meet on the way, immediately decides to attack an armed witch? Maybe I have that wrong?

Quote Explanation: After another skirmish with the bandits.