Cartoon: Cracked holidays (Quackerz)

The first time I see a COP who is smarter than the thieves.

You have not been taught not to take other people's things while their owner somewhere will not depart.

- Precepts of the ancients are telling us to take all vagrant birds, especially the sick and needy.
- Who's the stray?!

- Anyone here been?
- I have everything under control, my lady. I caught two thieves.
They work for me, the staff at the pool.
But... you don't Have a pool!
- So they gave me it and wikiput.

- You get lost.
Is me spinning a yarn?! I never fornication! Watch for finger. See where he is? On The Big Island Of Hawaii.
- Your finger can be "in Hawaii", but your fat ass here! In China!!!